Spiders, bats and chipmunks – Oh My!
I thought we had big spiders at Lake Tahoe in the woods surrounding our homes … gosh, was I wrong! Lake Tahoe spiders are nothing after visiting Arizona and meeting up first-hand with tarantulas!
During one of the many shopping excursions that moving two daughters into college requires, my husband Chris was climbing into the driver’s seat when I caught sight of something running up his window. The problem was that the driver’s window was half way down, giving this huge creature an open invitation to come in!
Knowing my husband is not the greatest guy around hairy creatures, I calmly said, “Open your door and step out!” As he turned to face me, the tarantula came through his window about Chris’s eye level and then headed down the inside of his door. He of course did as I asked — because I used my stern mommy voice which anyone would recognize as a bark of obedience. No questions asked!
As he jumped out, and I did too, the spider ran into the door panel and disappeared. It took a little coaxing, and a lot of slamming the door enough times to ensure the spider was no longer in the passenger seat, before my husband would drive. As we pulled away and started down the street, sure enough, the tarantula flew right over the roof of the car!!
“A spider is just a spider” does not hold true when it comes to tarantulas! They are large and their hairy legs remind me of why I wax! I had two encounters with these guys before I left Arizona.
My second meeting was at dusk on the front doorstep. I never ignore my little intuitive hits, one of which came as I carried groceries from the car and thought to put shoes on before walking into the house barefoot. Sure enough, as I went to grab bag two there it was standing on the middle step. I had just missed it carrying in the first bag of groceries because the outside light was off. I can’t imagine what part of the ceiling I would be hanging from if I had stepped on a tarantula with my bags of groceries.
Again, let me repeat this was in Arizona, not at Lake Tahoe. Here, we DO NOT have tarantulas or scorpions … we do have coyotes, raccoons, bears, bats (another story) mice, chipmunks and, yes, spiders which are small in comparison.
Going batty
With winter coming, many of these creatures are finding homes in our attics or under our houses. Last week, I had a bat fly into my house at 1:00 in the afternoon. I was watching television and left the screen door ajar after letting my dog outside to catch some fresh air on our deck.
As it flew in at eye level, I thought it was a bird and was prepared to hear the frantic chirping of a sparrow who took a wrong turn. When the chirping didn’t start, I knew it was another visitor – one who strikes in me the fear of vampires and blood suckers… OK, it was only 3 inches high but you never know! I called for my husband, Chris…why I am not sure, in hindsight.
As he entered the room, I quickly told him about the bat and to open all the doors so it could fly out. Instead, the bat took a tour of the entire main level flying through hallways and into the living room, entry way and dining room. Now, I am chasing it armed with a screen net from the hot tub in one hand, swinging at the bat, and holding a towel over my head in the other hand, as the bat was dive bombing me. This is truly what YouTube was made for!
I finally got in one good whack and startled it enough that the bat fell to the floor. I put the screen on top of it and Chris grabbed some cardboard to slide under the net and carry him out the front door. It was interesting to see the bat up close. As I released it, of course, it started to head back toward the front door where I was heading and Chris was standing. My open front door was quickly closed on my face, as Chris reacted to keep the bat out! What a guy!!